Mortgage Rates Skyrocket in Metaverse

METAVERSE—Virtual real-estate got a little more expensive this week, as the MetaReserve raised their rates 100 basis points to an all-time high of 34.5%. Losers across the platform have voiced their concerns about being able to one day own a virtual home of their own. Paired with the unforseen collapse of the cryptocurrency market, many living in the virtual world are bracing for virtual hardship.

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