BREAKING: Son, Mother finally make eye contact 3 days after nightmare masturbation session

Written By Charlie Warren

RENO,NV — Tyler Watts and his mother Nancy Watts have finally made eye contact, albeit awkward, after a long 72 hours this week. According to sources Nancy Watts took an un-calculated risk by barging into 15 year old Tyler’s room without knocking.

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